PECULIAR URBAN STYLE

Everyone knows I don't smoke (ahem). Well, at least not all the time. But smoking is still big business here in Korea, and new brands of cigarettes regularly hit the market. A recent one is called 'LO CRUX'. No one is quite sure what this refers to, but some theories involving J-Lo and her bottom have been circulating. The pack for these features some kind of fancy design reminiscent of California cool-boy tatoos, and includes some very enticing writing on the pack. Let me include it here.

LOW CRUX
ULTIMATE PLEASURE
THESE PREMIUM CIGARETTES ARE SPECIALLY
BLENDED WITH VERY RIPE LEAF
AND DESIGNED FROM
PECULIAR URBAN STYLE
TO PROVIDE THE
ULTIMATE PLEASURE


I mean really, how can you not pick up a pack of these? They offer ULITMATE PLEASURE!!!